woman: no
man: this is so mysterious and cryptic and encoded. what could she possibly mean by this? so many possible interpretations. so many things this could mean
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
(via smolbeansmol)
by popular request, here is the inspirational dream rant from my new video to download if you want to make it your alarm:
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_n06ohhVhcE1qan0bfo1.mp3#_=_
(right click ‘Save As’)
i have no idea who or why anyone would ever want to do this, but here it is.
(via phantastic-dan)
i am all for the normalization of sex but can we stop telling young and teenage girls to be hoes and suck dick and break hearts….sex is hardly power at this age it’s more or less just emotionally damaging
Also, let’s encourage them to be safe, and to only have sex when they’re completely ready and comfortable with themselves, let’s also tell them that sex isn’t magical either. Cause it isnt lol
And then let’s tell young teenage boys that’s their manhood and worth does not come from having sex first, early, or with many people. That young men are allowed sexual boundaries and that waiting for the right relationship and time in your life is a right ALL genders deserve.
(via vote-loki)